Troubles in the Boardroom and Bedroom 

A double-dip recession could mean more than just trouble for the real estate and stock market. The sinking economy has hurt people on Wall Street and Main Street – in the office and in the bedroom. Yes, the bedroom. Apparently, it’s hard to seal the deal when deals aren’t being made.

A survey by PerkStreet Financial found 8 percent of those personally affected by the recession reported a negative impact on their sex lives. (Inquiring minds would like to know what the secret is for the other 92 percent out there). Are Americans really too busy clipping coupons and searching for online bargains to satisfy their partners? One in five Americans (20 percent) have reduced their spending on essentials like food and medication. Perhaps money should be invested in chocolate, candles, champagne and Viagra?

As everyone knows, The Teller lives in our parents’ basement, so the recession can’t necessarily be blamed for such a dry spell. But it’s still worth exploring why this small portion of the population isn’t getting any. Sure, money problems can cause stress, anxiety and changes in behavior. And apparently, women are to blame. Men were more likely than women to report the recession has negatively affected their sex lives.

More women, on the other hand, said the recession has caused more arguments in their household regarding money. No money equals no nooky? That’s not always the case. Financial planning is a turn-on for some. Almost a quarter of married people said the recession has brought them closer to their spouse as they managed financial challenges together.

PerkStreet Financial has some perky news to report. On the bright side, 44 percent of adults believe the economy is improving. The Teller hopes this leads to improvement elsewhere.